Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
by Charles Eggleston December 29, 2006
Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.
by matthew gaston February 26, 2004
The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.
Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.
by anon March 01, 2005
A guy who will butt in and stop a man from beating a woman. This definition predates E-40's song, as I heard it directly from a Crip who used the term back in the 1980's to talk about how he used to stop dudes from beating on their wives and girlfriends if he thought the situation was getting way out of control, where someone would get killed.
That dude was like captain save a ho on the block, always interrupting anytime a man started slapping his girl around too much.
by pobro January 06, 2012
a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names
by Girl February 28, 2004
the super hero persona of harry from the show thumbs up season 3. in episode 14 harry beat up an abusive pimp and in episode 15 he is given the name captain save a ho.
by dude4848 January 21, 2012
Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.
by Fat Shaw May 11, 2005