cannonballer

Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.

I went to the bar last night then ate a quarter-pounder, then birthed a cannonballer this morning.

by CRASH 513 April 13, 2010

verbal cannonade

a tirade that sounds like an artillery bombardment when heard by the person you're talking to.

will you stop with your verbal cannonade; i can't listen to you like that.

by Uncle Dimma November 11, 2019

Cannonballed

See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.

"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"

by Sam'n'Mike December 22, 2008

verbal cannonade

a tirade that sounds like an artillery bombardment when heard by the person you're talking to.

will you stop with your verbal cannonade; i can't listen to you like that.

by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

Cannonballed

When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.

Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.

It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.

by Ryyanrun August 29, 2023