Candyland

A type of child like place where no negativiety, harsh words, adults words, competitive banter, equal defensive response is allowed. It is another form of Care bear land or Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Imagine the most sensitive realm of existence.

This game has turned into candyland because of all the cry babies that can't handle the harsh words I accurately use to describe them.

by CommonSenseisdead February 3, 2014

Candyland

Another way of saying lets have Oral Sex. Especially if some else is in the room or something.

Jaclyn:Oh i wanna play candyland!
Tim:alrighty then
Rick: Pshh thats gay im leaving now.

( they straddle each other and 69)

by CBrownStud October 1, 2009

Candyland

A pill pushing mental institute.

Especially: free mental institutes where doctors have stocks in specific drug companies and prescribe drugs only from such companies to line their own pockets on the government dime.

Welcome to Candyland, I was sent here from the prison system for attempted suicide. I was there for child molestation. Want a necklace? I made it with your name in it only I ran out of "J's" so I used a "G" See, it says "Gohn

by Anurean July 6, 2010

Candyland

The sudden burst of flavor realized while providing oral pleasure to a male’s rear orifice, most commonly in the form of a maraschino Cherry, but may vary due to local customs and cultural nuances.

I was eating dat ass, and after a short period, candyland had been reached.

And then unexpectedly, I stumbled upon candyland whilst tongue deep in dat ass.

by Maraschino cherry 69 March 14, 2021

Candyland

A store where some cow killing fag who rips me off and sells lighters, alcohol, and supposedly switchblades to people. The candyland guy also shoked my friend.

wow, I bought this at candyland, it must be a goddamn rip off.

by kill cow November 8, 2007

Candyland

An overidealized, almost utopian vision of a place.

,,He started to think that Japan is some candyland because of all the animes he watched"

by Jieriei June 13, 2023

Candyland Economics

Government and Central Bank policies of lower interest rates, higher taxes, wealth redistribution, and stimulus spending to create supposed prosperity or alleviate economic ills without the realization of any negative effects occurring as a result of their economic actions in the economy.

The recent Inflation Reduction Act is Candyland economics because it spends more money and increases taxes, instead of addressing the issue of inflation which is a monetary problem.

by jondich September 18, 2022