Converbait

or converbaiting.

to say something in a manner as to get someone to engage you in coversation or to listen to what you want to say.
what lonely people do

Person 1: today has been such a horrible day.(the converbait)
Person 2: Oh really? Why?
Person 1: Oh, well blah blah blah

Person 1: have you ever heard of...(this is the converbait)
Person 2: no
Person 1: oh its awesome, let me tell you about it

by Jungle Diddy January 11, 2009

cancertainment

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.

I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.

by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

Concerbate

Having to concentrate really hard while masturbating!

'My computer broke, so I had to concerbate really hard and think of that new girl in class'

by TrulyDisgusting November 1, 2012

CancerNite

CancerNite is Fortnite, but only virgins play it.

Ayo Sean, do you want to play Fortnite?
Sean: no man, I don't wanna play CancerNite with all those annoying kids.

by PDP445 March 17, 2020

canceraids

This is another term for someone with cancer and aids at the same time.

: Dude, I think i got canceraids.

: What the hell's canceraids?

by Wizard,. May 18, 2011

cancelbastion

When your masturbating and just decided too quit.

Man I was so drunk last night I cancelbastion!
What you didn't finish.

Nah

by bigdog1234 September 24, 2018

cancerbag

A term for a skateboarder

Get off the ramp cancerbag!

by Jewish Dude September 5, 2003