Cancellator

Someone who makes a plan, includes everyone and their mama and then cancels it at the very last minute.

Surya: "Hey Ameet, are you going to the jazz concert that Aparna is planning to get everyone to go to?"

Ameet: "Yes but you know everyone will make it except her".

Surya: "What do you mean?"

Ameet: "Well you know Aparna, she's the biggest cancellator"

Surya: "Damn! you're right..."

by Drinkchai February 17, 2010

Joao Cancelo

An absolute baller of a full-back. Is very good at BOTH left-back and right-back. Is very good defensively and offensively and plays passes like Kevin De Bruyne.

person 1: Did you see Joao Cancelo's performance against Monchengladbach in the first leg of the Champions League?

person 2: I can't think of a better full-back right now!

by AYoutubeNomad March 22, 2021

Cancelgate

1. Cancelgate (n.): The fallout and/or scandal caused by one person's serial cancellations of appointments.

2. Cancelgate (v.): To schedule meetings with colleagues, clients, family etc knowing you will end up cancelling and using a plethora of bullshit excuses to get out of attending forcing others to cover for you

1. Dude, last week Bill's kid was sick, yesterday his car broke down, and today he missed his flight. We've covered his meetings, but his clients are pissed. He's created a major "cancelgate" again.

2. There you go "cancelgating" again. You promised you would be here and now you tell me 5 minutes beforehand you can't because your kid has chicken pox for the third time this year???

by healthcare lobbyist guy October 6, 2011

cancelatio

When, about to engage in a sexual act, the recipients actions or words ensure the denial of sexual gratification.

Sam was ready for his angry (hj) from brunhilda until his (flatulence) resulted in a cancelatio.

by DJ T-Rav May 19, 2013

cancerbola

When someone is such a normie and you're exposed to that you get cancerbola which kills you instantly.

John gave Jack cancerbola because he said "Cash me outside how baw dah?"

by AwesomePossum223 May 24, 2017

cancebolaids

Disease consisting of Cancer, Ebola, and Aids; what idiots need to contract.

robox: came back when u master the english langauge
Ravenclaw: get cancebolaids pls kthx

by Ravenclaw June 17, 2003

cancerbeties

When your dog dies of cancerbeties you feel sad. Cancerbeties is when u have cancer and diabetes.

Simon: No my dog died of cancerbeties

by Mikalesonhas December 16, 2016