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canadia is a better way of saying Canada. It is known to piss off Candians if an American says it, because it makes them think we are all ignorant bastards. Thus, when speaking to Canadians, always refer to Canada as Canadia. Canadia also sounds like an american state, suggesting that we will soon invade Canada and take over their army of moose and bears. Cheers!
As soon as we invade Canada and make it Canadia, we will have 51 states.


Canadia is known for its maple syrup.....and hockey.....and thats about it.
canadia by Calebgothigh December 17, 2008
A very inaccurate way of saying Canada.
I am going to Canadia.
Canadia by Aninvisiblestar June 11, 2018
A better, more interesting way of saying canada...Which by the way, is a pretty good country, don't get me wrong, im proud to be canadian and all, but, its kinda boring here....Ah well, at least we dont got no Bush to worry about!!!
America needs to shave its bush...
Canadia by girlincanadia February 9, 2005
the name for a steriotype, where all canadians walk to school in 6 feet of snow, uphills both ways, wearing grampas pjamas. Most of these canadians live in igloos and wears touques all the time while eating seal blubber and saying "Eh?" after every sentence.
Dan: wanna go catch a fresh batch of seal Eh? up here in canadia?
Corey: sure eh?
Travis: nah, i cant go eh, i gotta go to america, get mugged, shot and an AIDS.
canadia by not a dumbass american December 19, 2006
slang for canada
"canadia" insults actual canadians.
Canadian: Bitches! dont you be callin' Canada "Canadia!"
Canadia by sam January 1, 2005
America's Hat. Also the Diet version of the good old U, S and A.
And Diet Coke is better than the original, as well as less fat(tening).