Canandaigua

1) A Squalid Hell Hole in upstate New York
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically communicate with Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with French Canadian tourists

French Canadian Tourist: Esquizes Mois Se vos plais....can you tell me how to get to (ANY DESTINATION)

Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's right there, seriously!

French Canadian Tourist: Merci!

Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!

by Thropy March 9, 2009

camando

to free ball it, to wear no underwear

Man, i love to camando, it feels nice

by jon martin March 29, 2004

camando

To let your junk roam free with out being restricted by underwear.

Going camando makes for easy access.

by Pedrito May 28, 2006

camandapon

the act of taking out a bloody tampon and shoving it in your lover's ass...then, while sucking him off, you pull the string, right when he's going to blow his wad

dude, you have never felt anything as good as a camandapon

by jweezy44 April 28, 2010

Camando

When a person doesn't wear any underwear, such as a thong or g-string, under their pants or shorts!

Wow, My girlfriend Katie wnet Camando today

by DemonD_666 March 6, 2005

Canandaigua

A town in the suburbs of upstate, NY where the majority of rednecks, middle class families and old veterans live. Though for kids it is a great place to grow up in. In the summer, the kids would boat on the lake pretty much everyday. During the winter, they would go skiing/snowboarding at Bristol. In school the kids participle in sports and/or music. During the spring a lady with bags in her hands with gel on her face walks around the streets of canandaigua and is called "The Vaseline Lady". If you see her walking around then you know it's spring already. Canandaigua is mainly big for its lake, hunting, horseback riding, etc.

Canandaigua is a nice little town to grow up in even though the town is a little weird.

by oliviakl September 11, 2016

Canandaigua

A city southeast of Rochester. Rivals with Victor. Known for lacrosse, Canandaigua Lake, Bristol Mountain, CMAC, and home of Wegmans, to name a few. Kids in the summer play in the lake or sit home. If you're an adult, you either take work off to go in the lake or bar hop. In the winter people go to Bristol Mountain or play hockey on the frozen lake, or sled anywhere you can find a good hill. It's a fun place to mess with tourists, and enjoy your life.

Hey, do you want to go to Canandaigua and play in the lake?

by lakelover222 July 3, 2017