calshum

a miss-pronounciation of calcium, the element.

that milk gives me uber calshum!

by a shilling for ye December 28, 2007

calsexual

Someone whomst only feels sexually attracted to the feet of a male and/or female. they are neither attracted to the genitals of either a male and/or female

"I do not like sex as I am calsexual"

by Mullac James July 14, 2018

Calsby

A place where you drink like fish, work on service rigs, and fuck your cousins.

“Kohlton put your dick away we’re in Calsby!”

by Brevern cals October 9, 2018

Calstyle

its slang for relaxing, carelesness and a young ignorant life style

John: "Whats good yo? heard some rumors about you dog!"
Kenny: "Still Keeping it Calstyle"

by kennythedog July 20, 2009

Calstead

Any individual who migrates west from east coastal cities/towns to assimilate into hipster douchebag California culture.

Dayum, look at that there half-mexican boy wearin that skidoo patched polo, he a calstead.

by DutcHorse September 12, 2010

CALSS

Acronym for "cut a long story short." Notice the irony: It actually shortens the phrase used to shorten an otherwise long story.

Guy: So yeah, she and I were dating, but to CALSS, we broke up because she likes Justin Bieber.
Girl: Hmm, that makes sense. Wait, what's "CALSS"?
Guy: "cut a long story short."
Girl: OMG, that acronym is awesome in so many levels! Take me home with you!

by Boston_Guy January 3, 2012

calsmart

Calsmart is a name forged by an African man called Jehoshaphat.
It is the contracted form of two words Caleb and smart. The fusion of the words produces a new name #Calsmart
This name is used by only one boy in the world.

Caleb planned on naming his first son or daughter Calsmart.

Calsmart is in SHS
Calsmart is a very good boy

by Calsmart Mangortey January 19, 2020