Skip to main content

The Butterworth Effect

The next evolution of a simp. Completely obsesses over a girl who only remembers he exists when the uber price is too high. Would drop everything of actual importance in order to make sure this girl has reliable transportation to her boyfriends house.
Mike: “Yo, why’d Eric get off Xbox, it’s only 7:00pm?”
Brad: “Jessica needed a ride to her boyfriends house so Eric offered to drop her off.”
Mike: “Doesn’t he live two hours away?”
Brad: “Yea, Eric’s got The Butterworth Effect BAD.”

Butterworm 

The wormyness of butter combined with potato salad
OMG!?! It's a Butterworm... duck.... take cover.... go for the bunkers and cover yourself in turbaconducken
Butterworm by Teh Lulz0r December 21, 2008

Butterworthed

1. When you unintentionally take the long way to reach the same goal as everyone else.
2. Getting there slowly but surely against all odds.
Did you see them playing farkle? He got 500 points in one turn by only getting 50 each time he rolled. He butterworthed!
Butterworthed by B0untybunny July 7, 2018

mrs. butterworth 

I asked Mrs. Jones how she wanted me to give it to her, and she said, "Just call me MRS. BUTTERWORTH". Yeah, her BUTT was WORTH it all right!

The Butterworth Effect

The level above “Simp”. The act of putting yourself below a women with nothing in return what so ever. Being persuaded to do actions you are reluctant to do. Along with the thought that this person is beneficial to your wellbeing.
Mike has been going suffering from The Butterworth Effect. He’s hop off Xbox 4 times this weekend just to drive with that women around.

Mary Butterworth School 

Mary Butterworth School is a school full of drug addicts and f boys/girls and good hearted teachers. Teachers there are nice and the school has a great academic teaching aproach but the kids there are ass
Hey do you go to Mary Butterworth School?

I went there for grade 7-9 yeah, it was alright.