buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

by your mom September 3, 2003

butthookery

Hooliganism; any act that would normally be considered socially unacceptable, or that leads to catastrophe. Usually used in a light hearted manner.

"Charlie Sheen, upon deciding to be crazy, went on a rampage of butthookery and hooliganism. He was unstoppable, but certainly wasn't winning."

by notrenavy February 9, 2013

Buttbook

When one of your Facebook friends randomly posts "What's on your mind?" as their status. That happens to be the default comment when you share a comment.

Guilty Party: What's on your mind?
Confused Friend 1: Neil Diamond
Confused Friend 2: Happy Anniversary!
Confused Friend 3: More cowbell?
Guilty Party: I think I just pocket Facebooked
You: Dude, sounds more like you Buttbooked us

by trickyrixx June 12, 2011

buttbonker

A person who enjoys engaging in the anal arts. An afficiando of anal sex.

If she (or he) asks you to stick it in the back door, that person is a buttbonker.

by buttbonker July 7, 2010

buttbooger

see buttnugget

by your mom September 3, 2003

buttbooking

The act of accidentally posting a nonsense message to Facebook by sitting on your phone.

A typical buttbooking update:

Joe Shmoe: lll,,ll,;;..
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry

by PseudoNoise July 14, 2010