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bumhole bludgeoner 

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

Bumhole love 

When one puts ones lips, lovingly, around ones bumhole and aggressively elongates the tongue in towards the rectum using a swirling and figure of eight motion. Tip! Suck on an ice cube before hand and if you really want, store multiple sauces up there to make it a treat for both!
My friend Liv gave me a bit of bumhole love
Bumhole love by Suckmyass69 September 11, 2014

poopy bumhole 

It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
Definition:poopy bumhole means a arse hole covered in shit
It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
poopy bumhole by Poopy bumhole April 4, 2020

Double Decker Bumhole 

When someone can fit 2 dicks, one on top of the other, inside of their anal cavity.
“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”

Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”

Bumholing 

Bumholing is the combination of the words Bum and Holing. This is the extreme sport version of Anal or Anilingus sexual intercourse. Known in the past as a casual weekend sport for bum bandits Bumholing has become a modern past time of which the whole family can enjoy.
Dan: "What are you doing this weekend then Bob"

Bob: "Just a bit of bumholing with the missus"
Bumholing by Mr Bumhole April 28, 2011

Bumholio 

Character from 'Beavis and Butthead'
Bumholio is 'Cornholio' when hes being a complete arsehole!
"I am 'BUMHOLIO' I need TP for my Bung-hole!"
Bumholio by F.Northy August 23, 2009