1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.
2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!
Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
When one puts ones lips, lovingly, around ones bumhole and aggressively elongates the tongue in towards the rectum using a swirling and figure of eight motion. Tip! Suck on an ice cube before hand and if you really want, store multiple sauces up there to make it a treat for both!
It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
Definition:poopy bumhole means a arse hole covered in shit
It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
Bumholing is the combination of the words Bum and Holing. This is the extreme sport version of Anal or Anilingus sexual intercourse. Known in the past as a casual weekend sport for bum bandits Bumholing has become a modern past time of which the whole family can enjoy.