Bumfiddle

Bateson87 is a bumfiddle

Dylan:bateson is my bumfiddle
Matt:same

by Bumfiddlejim May 5, 2019

bumdiddlyumptious

An expression used to denote an extreme bummer of a situation. Origin: portmanteaux of "scrumdiddlyumptious" (word coined by Roald Dahl in his book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and "bummer."

Matt: My parents ate all of the seafood pie I cooked! There's no food left for me-- and I cooked enough for 8!

Ned: Aw, that's bumdiddlyumptious!

by BritDazzle August 24, 2009

bumdiddler

(n.) Someone who likes to play with their asshole, or someone else's; this also includes the playing with fecal matter

Tiffany is such a dirty bumdiddler....

by Analkingdom December 30, 2013

bumfiddler

Someone who fiddles with their own bums or a mates bum.

Roger: "I went into Frankie's room and he was fingering himself."

Jermaine "That dude is a bumfiddler"

by jeremiah1234 March 28, 2010

Bumtidy

A word used to describe someone who has a mighty fine behind without sounding insulting or cheap.

Guy A: "Phwoah, I would smash her back doors in anyday!"
Guy B: "hmm... agreed, rather bumtidy"

by TheTujuTainter November 21, 2011

Bunaids

Disease similar to AIDS transferred by hand feeding banana's to people who resemble rabbits.

person 1: So this hot chick randomly walked up to me in Calc today & fed me a banana!

person 2: did you wear protection?
person 1: ...wtf? uh noo?
person 2: *backs away* Dude, you might wanna get checked for Bunaids..
person 1: *speechless*

by LeNoirDort November 29, 2011

BumDiddy-PorkFuck

An exclamatory word used by people who are looking to get their point across in a frustrated, yet humorous way.

You tell them I dont give a BumDiddy-PorkFuck how much it costs! My shipment of Scandanavian rat porn better be here by the end of next week or so help me fuck!

by Adamclee123 September 27, 2018