Bum nuts

Little pieces of poo that are neglected when wiping ones bum.

Mark- "Oi Dave, why are you walkin like that?"
Dave- "Sorry mate, i've got bum nuts!"
Mark- "Wipe yer bloody arse then!!!"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Bum Nuts

What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.

"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"

"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"

by Blonefuse June 22, 2008

Dirty Bum Nuts

An alcohlic beveridge, typically drank warm, mixed to these specifications;
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!

For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!

Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!

by yuckie July 25, 2007

Bum’s Nutsack

Bum’s Nutsack is a rusty, dusty, crusty man. Commally known as Bob.

Hey! Yo! It’s Bum’s Nutsack! (Bob)

by Bumsns January 11, 2019

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

BumNut

A hard ball shaped turd that fires out of the anus at a considerable speed when pushed out of bum crack making a similar sound of a pebble being thrown into a lake.

Oh no!! I just dropped a seriously big bumnut and have just experienced a splash back on the arse hole!!

by Isla HG June 2, 2019

bumnut

A piece of harded exrement, that clings to the hair around ones anus. Some bumnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.

He doesn't wipe his backside, he will get bumnuts.

by Kai_76 February 18, 2008