The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.
"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"
by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014
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-So Luke is with Madison now.
-What?? Hasn't she been with Brandon for like four months?
-Ha! Right up until the best Cat Burglary of the new decade, I bet the theme music from that movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt is playing in his head RIGHT now
meanwhile..
-(duh..duh..DUH!)
-What?? Hasn't she been with Brandon for like four months?
-Ha! Right up until the best Cat Burglary of the new decade, I bet the theme music from that movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt is playing in his head RIGHT now
meanwhile..
-(duh..duh..DUH!)
by Gazetteer February 12, 2010
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Something P/O Day of the 12th District made up. You won't find it in any crimes code book. However it only applies when the complainant does not know the offenders name, but they are in a relationship. The scene will always be contaminated, and the job will ALWAYS be founded. Be sure to contact the detective division prior to leaving the scene, as more often than not they want the scene held.
1237...wacha got out there? 1237...its going to be a domestic burglary, the complainant doesn't know the offenders name, but they are in a replationship.
by Domestic Burglary December 24, 2020
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Get the Country Burglary mug.A criminal offense that combines the act of breaking into a building or residence with a sexual assault.
Sexual burglary is distinct from other crimes because the primary goal is often the sexual gratification of the offender, though there may also be theft of property. Often the items stolen are fetishistic in nature, such as perfume or undergarments.
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Get the dinner time burglary mug.The redheaded sausage goblins says, "hey you guys, remember the day when twin towers got burgled"
Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"
Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"
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