Bruised Nuggets

What happens after you take a serious beating to your ballsack

Holy shit!! I got bruised nuggets!!!

by 1265geechie July 4, 2020

bruised fruit

An experience that allows one to overcome adversity and uses the adversity to grow emotionally and spiritually. Making the adversity become a blessing.

Although the accident damaged John's leg it was bruised fruit when he became an olympic runner.

by Gayle Hedrington February 19, 2008

bruised banana

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.

"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"

by fokker July 9, 2006

Bruised Banana Salad

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush

When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"

by C-Mos August 23, 2011

Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.

"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"

by Rubyissuspect October 18, 2009

Bruised Hole

A bruised hole is an asshole that has been beaten up by someone or something. Typically found on porn stars and strippers, a bruised hole is when your butt hole is black and blue, bruised up, and beat up after someone fucks it or shoves something big in it.

Guy 1. Hey man, did you see that strippers bruised hole?
Guy 2. Yeah, it was so bruised and blown out!

by bee Rad November 22, 2009

bruised banana

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.

She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.

by RedSpectre August 9, 2012