Anal sex. The male inserts the penis into the female (or male) anus, and thrusts outward and inward. See also : Butt fucking, ass sex, fag festivity
by The Toe June 02, 2003
A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.
George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!
On man, you got bruised!
That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!
On man, you got bruised!
That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006
by pwner1111 November 25, 2010
The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.
"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
by jayhey7 April 15, 2014
Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.
"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
by conquest of turds August 23, 2021
by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017