bruising

Anal sex. The male inserts the penis into the female (or male) anus, and thrusts outward and inward. See also : Butt fucking, ass sex, fag festivity

I'm ganna bruise her good, mothafucka!

by The Toe June 1, 2003

bruise

A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006

bruise

Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(

You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111

by pwner1111 November 27, 2010

bruise

a new term for sex

denting them thighs

by bobby December 19, 2003

Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017