Brown Pounds

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

by gCats December 29, 2014

brown pounder

The act of hitting someone so hard in roller derby that the impact with the ground causes their bowels to release and shit to spray up their back. There are many variations of this act, such as the brown pounder with ketchup, and/or cheese.

SHIT MONIQUA! You just slammed me so hard, I left a brown pounder on the track!

Bitch, yo betta start pray’n! We’re gonna hand out brown pounders to your WHOLE TEAM this bout!!

by The BrownPound Bandit June 23, 2011

The Brown Pounder

A modern classic shot-style cocktail libation, created by the industry legend DBP of Hoxton Square. This drink comprises of equal parts bourbon and coffee liqueur and is finished by dropping the brownest pound coin in one's possession into the glass. The shot, as well as the coin are then ingested and a chant of DBP follows thereafter.

Got shitbagged on the Brown Pounders last night!

by The Brown Streaker July 13, 2016

Brown Pounder

Noun used to describe any region, area, place, or building with up to five or more gay males with dark colored skin.

While driving down the street, I saw many black people walking into a Brown Pounder.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

brown hole pounder

A brown hole pounder is when someone pounds a shitty asshole, and enjoys it.

Nick: "I swear you're a brown hole pounder!"
Jamal: "NAH MAN! Only in prison.."

by LTtheCreator May 12, 2016

huffing the ten-pound brow

/v/ excreting an excessively large bowel movement; taking a very large poo.

"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"

"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."

"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

ten-pound brow

An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.

"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."

"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."

"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."

"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010