Brolocked

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

brolack

A bro native to Poland. Still has the characteristics of a bro, just that he's polish.

Danny: Dude, I was playing some lax yesterday with Tomas. He's pretty good at it, and he got laid by his ex again afterwards.

Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.

by 420alldayerrday247 November 13, 2010

brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

by weave March 31, 2003

brolik

term meaning strong, extraordinary, well-built.

a tank or a gorilla can be described as brolik

by Brolik1 November 25, 2010

Brolicking

When two bros frolic.

Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.

by smadazil July 5, 2009

brolic factory

A place where gentlemen go to become brolic. Namely a gym with iron pumping capabilities.

Damn, son that mofo is jacked. He must live at the brolic factory.

by ballin90 September 21, 2007

Brolice

(n) An enforcer or officer of bro justice. If one is in violation of Bro Code, it is then possibly due to call the Brolice to either handle the situation or to enforce punishment on the erred Bro.

Jordan: Bro! I told you that I liked that girl, why are you trying to get her.
Seth: Shit dude, I'm sorry..
Jordan: Unnacceptable! I'm calling the Brolice!

by GroceryStore October 23, 2010