Brogramming

The act of coding in between workout exercises

"You gonna hit the gym this week?"
"Nah..I was planning to be brogramming this week"

by madJooScientist September 12, 2011

Brogramming

The act of coding while drunk.

John: Hand me that beer so I can get back to brogramming.

by LeBrogrammer September 28, 2011

brogramming

1. The bro conditioning one must undergo in order to become a bro.
2. Bro-themed TV.

1. "Yeah, he went through brogramming in the 9th grade. He joined the football team, got a subscription to Hustler, and started watching WWF".
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."

by kwakky December 16, 2008

Brogram

A group of guys that all play soccer together and act gay yet are all fagots. these people usually treat women with disrespect and are famous for women jokes.

the Brogram talks about how women should be in the kitchen and such. also are obsessed with soccer.

by the brograms bitch! :) November 16, 2010

Brogramming

When a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.

Alejandro: "You're a douchebag if you don't come to the movie--I mean you, Kurtiss."

Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?

by MzViz August 29, 2011

Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

Brogramming

The biological instinct of a man. Further explained by the internal neurological wiring of our manhood.

“Men need to eat red meat, it’s in our brogramming.”

“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”

by Alex from Minecraft December 3, 2023