by madJooScientist September 12, 2011
by LeBrogrammer September 28, 2011
1. "Yeah, he went through brogramming in the 9th grade. He joined the football team, got a subscription to Hustler, and started watching WWF".
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."
by kwakky December 03, 2008
A group of guys that all play soccer together and act gay yet are all fagots. these people usually treat women with disrespect and are famous for women jokes.
by the brograms bitch! :) November 13, 2010
When a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.
Alejandro: "You're a douchebag if you don't come to the movie--I mean you, Kurtiss."
Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?
Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?
by MzViz August 26, 2011
When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010
The biological instinct of a man. Further explained by the internal neurological wiring of our manhood.
“Men need to eat red meat, it’s in our brogramming.”
“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”
“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”
by Alex from Minecraft December 04, 2023