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no homo bro blow

A metaphor used when someone else blatantly contradicts themselves with a commonly used phrase.

The metaphor is of a person giving a blowjob to a bro, but it isn't gay since he said 'no homo'
Jake: fuck you! but no offense, though
Tom: yeah, a no homo bro blow
by Urban Rural country boy September 14, 2017
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brohomotastic

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate
Frequent "slips" into brohomotastic conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomotastic by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 22, 2013
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brohomoism

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate
Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 23, 2013
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Brohomo

Jabron be acting like he be a ladies man, but he's really a closet brohomo.
by Apoguapo February 14, 2009
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brohomocrush

When the guy you considered a bro turns out to be a camo homo brohomoflirting at you. Worse yet this faggot fancies you as a potential boyfriend for faggotry or butt to pirate; Not cool he brofaked you.
Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a faggot with a brohomocrush

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them: the "brohomo" misnomer blasphemes the bro code. If the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the brohomocrush feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 23, 2013
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Brohomophobic

A severe condition, usually pertaning to siblings inwhich one is scared that his/her brother is a homosexual.
"What the fuck, my brother went to have a sleepover at Matt's house, he's so secretly gay it's not even funny!"
"dude you're just a brohomophobic"
by anonymous_hippopotamus May 29, 2009
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Brohomo

Similar to "no homo". If brohomo is called, the prior/proceeding action/statement cannot be looked down upon or called 'gay', because the two persons in question are bros.
Bro A: "Dude, I saw you fuck that chick last night."
Bro B: "...you watched me?"
Bro A: Brohomo man.
by Johnny Knockers September 29, 2010
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