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Bro/Brah

A transplant found in all ski towns. They usually snowboard, wear baggy clothes, smoke cigarettes and generally dont bathe. Bro/Brahs think they are hardcore locals and will try to get discounts anywhere. Famously known for using the words Bro and Brah all the time.
"We best lap the park before it fills up with bro/brahs"

"Hey bro can I get a discount/deal?"

"Go in and ask for the bro/brah discount and see what happens"
by FreeHeelHoopla September 28, 2009
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bro brah

1- origins; south orange county, California.
usually describes a person in skateboarding, surfing and sometimes snowboarding, who, through industry connections receives free or hugely discounted gear and clothing.
most bro brah's were either sponsored, pro, or worked in the industry.
the term was originally coined by the "queba's" (east of I-5) who, unlike the bro brah's, pay full retail.
2- pro brah's are active "pro" "athlete's" who are generally, washed up, haggard, tired, over 40. almost totally male, still clinging on to the dream.
3- friends of both bro brah's and pro brah's, who through their connection, receive discounted or free product, are also bro brah, but usually just called bro's. (i.e. the bro deal)
"man, Riky is so stoked he's hooked up, he's a bro brah"!
"jesus! Jeff is still skating? that pro brah never quits"
"Ray knows all the bro brah's, they hook him up with bro deals"
by bro brah supreme June 17, 2009
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Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
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Bro-brand

A tattoo on the lower back of a male.

First used by Artin Aghamalian
"Dude... that guy has a tramp stamp!" - Guy 1
"No, Dude. That is a bro-brand." - Artin
by SweetN8 July 30, 2014
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bro braugh

A gathering of bros where high amounts of cookies and beer are consumed. Popular among frat boys. With the last syllable stressed as "brah".
Hey you guys going to the bro braugh tonight?
by XpoBeerBarsBabes June 11, 2014
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shrelp those nars nars bro brah

Can refer to doing any activity on any object. Originally a drunken text message on New Year's Eve.
Shrelp those nars nars bro brah. - OR - Those nars nars aren't going to shrelp themselves.
by Canasty December 29, 2007
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Dude Bro/ Brah

A dude that works out for girls, fag accesories, brags about special size, styled hair, sports, yells "skate or die" at skateboarders, etc. etc.
Look at that dude bro/ brah going into Hollister. What a faggot.
by Matt Frentel July 22, 2007
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