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brisket

The leftover foreskin, taken off by a rabbi at a bris (circumcision ceremony)
The Lubavitcher Rebbe, after performing the bris, tossed the brisket in the basket
by TheBigErn70 March 13, 2007
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brisket

a large, sloppy, miserable looking woman
I shouldn't have drank so much last night, I woke up next to a brisket!
by flame45 March 1, 2009
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Brisketing

verb. To Brisket.

The act of slathering a member in BBQ sauce then letting it marinade in one's anus before devouring the delicous combination of BBQ and fecal matter.
Ken loves to brisket.

End and Nutty are brisketing tonight.
by Brisket Benji November 9, 2017
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Brisket

Big time truckdriver biding his time for the same company that shit on the coastworm!
Brisket drives a large car for tesoro who is just looking for the chance to make him a "shithead"!(see "shithead")
by Coastworm October 17, 2003
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Toilet Brisket

Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.
1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
by JustinCredible H January 19, 2013
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Brisket-style

a fighting style which involves the use of at least one blunt object, such as a pipe or cane. a sequence of head shot - body shot - head shot is frequently used.
"yo, some fools tried to jack me last night but me and Lean Eddie fucked thme up brisket-style with my pimp cane"
by Charles Sumner January 22, 2009
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Baste the Brisket

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.
I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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