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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.
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Breathe Air

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Andrew Tate The Dude That Says BREATHE AIR because YOU SHOULD
an airplane crashing just for andrew tate to punch you because your vaping and when you knocked out you hear

BREATHE AIR
by the gamer cool 100 November 7, 2022
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What Andrew Tate says after knocking out old women. Just unhurt yourself.
Grandma: OWW!
Andrew Tate: Just BREATHE AIR
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Every Time I Breathe Air

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A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013
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breathe air am i right

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Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
by WhenYouBreathe December 8, 2018
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Andrew Tate The Dude That Says BREATHE AIR because YOU SHOULD
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