Bradenton

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A church in Bradenton was raided by the police for selling bleach as a cure for Coronavirus

A Bradenton man was arrested for feeding meth to his pet alligator

Bradenton, it may be full of meth labs and crackhouses, but at least there's manatees.

by TwoFourSixOOne August 23, 2020

Bradenton

If you come to bradenton, you may get easily get sucked into the drug dealers way of life since it is such a lucrative "business" in this town. There are rich neighborhoods all over the place that lie within 2 miles of a street full of trap houses. Finding any drug you could think of in this town is as easy as going to the shell station on cortez and asking the first person you see.Beer is sold at every store located here, including all grocery stores and even the 3 Super Walmarts. Everyone knows everyone and everyone also knows atleast 3 people that died of a drug overdose in Bradenton. Homeless crackheads lie on ever main intersection holding up cardboard signs saying, "I'm not gonna lie I need BEER" Bradenton is full of good green, good drugs, hot crazy girls and out of control parties. If you move here you will leave either a convicted felon, alcoholic, drug dealer, drug addict or former member of mantee glens. The Walmarts, Target, AppleBees,Bada-Bings, The Distllery and the Peek A Boo are among the "hot-spots" in B-Town. If you were born and raised here, you are most likely not one to be messed with and the girls here are some of the most "gangster" you will find.

Meet me at the BP on 30th street and cortez in bradenton.

by D Dizzle1 August 20, 2008

bradern

When a female styles her pubic hair (armpits / vagina) in either a brade or ponytail.

-Damn Alyssa how long did it take you to bradern today?

-Before the wedding Julia had to bradern for the after party.

by QSKRaNdOmZZ January 6, 2011

Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive

“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”

by Lickerguy January 28, 2018

Bradenton

You can tell a local by correct pronunciation, bradington is wrong and should be wear of these people. Bradenton is birthplace of narcan and lemon drops, home to all the wanna be rappers who serve McDonald's cold and slow. Home to some of the best secret fishing spots, you can tell a spot is good by number of hypodermic needles that lie upon the ground. Our main biggest import is hard seltzer and cocaine. Our motto is white girl wasted. The state bird the mosquito loves this area as well as the state mascot the "FUCK BOI". He can be spotting at any gas station yelling at "shawtys" from the passenger seat of his best friends ride. This city is funded by SNOWBIRDS from November to February and welfare the rest of the year.

Fucking got Joe's again in downtown Bradenton, never going to that shit hole PW's again!

by Johnny Reese January 11, 2022

bradenton

home of the biggest teenage party places. if you’re a teenager and you live in bradenton, you probably go crazy on the weekends. everyone know everyone here. anna maria island and applebee’s is where everyone hangs out. the girls are hot and the boys are hot too. it’s a tiny city full of hot teenage party-ers.

I live in Bradenton!!

by anna.craig November 12, 2018

Mafia Braderz 013

Wayback 2008 there were five local gangs in

the area of Atown or better known as aurora

hill and these gangs were the P.T.C
(Pinoy True Crips),N.S.T
(Nortside terrorist Gang),M.C (Mafia Crips)
L.A (Laking Ambiong)
and the last is Tress Quantos and every

afternoon in bayan park there's always a
Gang war "Matira Matibay" and the

Tamayo Brothers are came to
Aurora hill to build a chapter of West side
but they failed that's why they joined
forced in Mafia Crips and the Day of
March,13,2009 Mafia Braderz Trese was

formed and they rags is camou blue
and the secondary is blue rag
The camou represent Westside
and the blue is Mafia crips

the meaning of 13 (Trese)
is the day that M.B 013 was Created.
They combined 211 and 213, 1213 = M.B
and they started to fight the other Gangs.
They biggest rival is the L.A or
laking Ambiong. In 2013
they finally got the aurora hill.

The tress Quntos and M.B Trese they
Joined forced too.
Many gang have also tried to enter
in the territory of Atowm but they failed
Until now this gang still alive
but they lowkey
Mafia Braderz 013 is a solid famillia
"Mabuhay Mafia Braderz Trese"

the blood of Mafia Braderz 013 is still flowing in me

by M.B TRESE March 29, 2021