An organization that is strongly misunderstood. Although gays are not allowed, a few slip in, giving it a bad name. Boy scouts do not knit or sell cookies, but rather do shit that most people are afraid to do. Rock climibing, 100 mile long hikes, playing with fire, and eating food that you have cooked outside on dishes that have never been washed are the favorites. Those that are not home-schooled are often athletic and have at least one girlfriend.
by brman March 27, 2009
Get the boy scout mug.VERB: used when doing something that a boy scout would do. something that would be easy for a boy scout to do, but a little bit harder for the common folk.
Guy #1: "dude! you just went completely boy scout on that tent!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"
by JohnsonPSanderson October 29, 2010
Get the boy scout mug.A definition that has been thoroughly tainted by the other UD contributors. Boy scouts are not highly trained assassins who know over 9000 ways to kill someone. They do not try to set everything on fire, and any scout who paid any attention would know that a knife is not a toy, and under normal circumstances should not be used as a weapon. A boy scout is, on average, a preteen-adult who has an interest in developing useful skills, connecting with nature, or just making some friends with common interest.
UD Twat: Boy scouts r crazy and will fuck ur shit up if you cross them!!
Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.
Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.
by Oreo Wizard May 2, 2018
Get the Boy Scout mug.Total fucking bad ass. Usually stereotyped as a nerdy homosexual. Which some scouts are. But the cool ones know how to do things that are taught in the special forces.
Dick head: hah you are a boy scout you must be a fag!
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot
by LordRBP November 15, 2011
Get the Boy scout mug.a kid who got screwed over by overzealous parents who wanted said kid in harvard. Most boyscouts hate the program and sneak contrabrand music players to camps and swear at bystanders. (at least me anyway)
loser:"Hey you're a boy scout, what a fag!!!"
coolboyscout:"Go thumb your pocket protector you dipshit before I kick your ass."
coolboyscout:"Go thumb your pocket protector you dipshit before I kick your ass."
by novark September 12, 2006
Get the boy scout mug.Okay so all the definitions are from triggered boy scouts that had to come here and try to create a badass description for themselves, so I had to correct them.
Majority of boy scouts are cocky pussies that think they know shit because they can use a lighter. In reality, they'd break an arm trying to handle a shotgun because they're that full of themselves after they got their own pocket knife.
Some boy scouts are exceptions, actually applying their knowledge to whatnot and using their ranks for a better chance at good scholarship cash. Unfortunately, these humble ones are few in number.
Then there is the derogatory term 'boy scout' used to describe the lesser, more pathetic types of people. This is an 'insult' mainly used by your friendly neighborhood highschool quarterback in an attempt to start something, only resulting in him appearing as the idiot that he is (Except to his incompetent followers who will still respect him somehow).
Just a note- Don't be a defensive cunt trying to make boy scouts appear badass. You are not Danny Devito, stop thinking you know shit.
Majority of boy scouts are cocky pussies that think they know shit because they can use a lighter. In reality, they'd break an arm trying to handle a shotgun because they're that full of themselves after they got their own pocket knife.
Some boy scouts are exceptions, actually applying their knowledge to whatnot and using their ranks for a better chance at good scholarship cash. Unfortunately, these humble ones are few in number.
Then there is the derogatory term 'boy scout' used to describe the lesser, more pathetic types of people. This is an 'insult' mainly used by your friendly neighborhood highschool quarterback in an attempt to start something, only resulting in him appearing as the idiot that he is (Except to his incompetent followers who will still respect him somehow).
Just a note- Don't be a defensive cunt trying to make boy scouts appear badass. You are not Danny Devito, stop thinking you know shit.
I don't care so much about boy scouts anymore, but I'm going to become an Eagle Scout anyways. It'll look good on me resume.
by Yeet_Brother June 6, 2018
Get the Boy Scout mug.1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"
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Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"
Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H June 10, 2005
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