The famed turtle-like creature popularized in such video games as Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Super Mario Bros. 3. This is the pre-royalty title of the villian. He lived with his parents until he was 25, brooding on his own inadequacy. When he inherited his rich grandmothers isolated castle located past Koopa infested deserts, caves, and mountains, he decided it was time to look for company. His obsession with Princess Peach eventually led to him meeting Mario Mario and they instantaneously became rivals for her affection. But we all know it is Luigi Mario who does all the work.
What?
No you suck.
What?
No you suck.
"Bowser!!!!! Take out the trash!!!!"
by Luigi Mario March 07, 2005
Bro, been hitting those spreadsheets like a Bowser all day.
As Bowser I be telling these koopas what to do 365.
As Bowser I be telling these koopas what to do 365.
by cwalkingozzy August 02, 2012
An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.
Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."
Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."
Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."
by SandtownHustle January 04, 2011
by filaphil October 03, 2016
by Fiveskin December 23, 2018
A very ugly looking girl.
(Usually when she is spotted the theme music from the dungeon level of the game is hummed)
(Usually when she is spotted the theme music from the dungeon level of the game is hummed)
by Andy Sl April 03, 2007
a SUPER quiet loner type of guy. never talks, even when he's with his group of the few friends he has. makes situations awkward with only his presence & when he does say something everybody listens. also has a distinct smirk when he smiles.
by br0seph April 07, 2010