boredified

An extreme case of boredom. Basically, it means that there is absolutely nothing to do anywhere, anytime and with anyone.

Girl: *Calling girl #2 on phone* Hey! Whatchu up to?
Girl #2: Nothing much, being boredified.
Girl: Really?!? So am I!
Girl #2: Cool! Let's be boredified together!

by weirdoperson July 18, 2006

boratitis

the disease people get after they see Borat where they start trying to talk like borat; usually sounds horrible when they say it

"a high five" "wa-wa-wewa" "sexy time"

Adam: Did you hear josh trying to talk like Borat?
Me: Yah, he's got a bad case of boratitis

by gbiery July 1, 2007

Boredicide

That feeling you get, usually whilst in conversation, that leaves you torn between boredom and wanting to kill someone.

I knew the date wasn't going to end well when her incessant talking started leading me to the brink of boredicide.

by FnClassy January 10, 2014

boredomism

1.When you get to a stage in your life where nothing fascinates you. 2.A disease of being bored.

'I'm going through the boredomism stage at the moment.' or
'Doctor what's the diagnosis?'
'I'm afraid you have boredomism.'

by hahahahaha haha ha...no April 15, 2015

Boratitis

A neurological disorder that afflects millions by making the afflicted believe they are doing a spot on impression of BORAT; which they are NOT... AT ALL...

he still hasn't owned the "NOT" joke... his boratitis is getting aggravating!

by yoursister June 26, 2007

boratitis

continulously using terms from Borat months/ years after seeing the movie,despite it isolating you from current culture,events,friends,and family.

much like boratism

How was the sex with Daniel?

well it was good until his Boratitis kicked in ... he just kept saying "high five", "nice",and "my wife" all through it.

by lizdistrustsboratism July 2, 2007

boneitis

A horrible disease that afflicts the human skeleton. This disease comes in three distinct forms. Type "A", being the second most-common variant affects the order in which the symptoms present themselves. Type "A" is known as the "top-down" variant, meaning that it starts at the head and works its way down to the feet. Type "B", being the third most common, is known as "bottom-up", meaning that it starts at the feet and works its way up to the top of the skull. Type "C", being the most common, is known as the "OH JESUS" form as this variant displays the symptoms of boneitis all at once. Boneitis itself is a disease of the human skeleton that causes individual bones to explode. Each bone has a distinct eruption:
-Femurs tend to explode through the front of the thigh.
-Tibias tend the explode out of the sides.
-The tricep/bicep area and the shoulder erupt at a perpendicular to the center of the body at a frontal orientation.
-The digits, both hand and feet, erupt in a fashion known as the "firecracker" effect.
-The ribcage breaks apart at the sternum, swinging open, and exposing the internal organs.
-The individual ribs themselves explode into small bits of bone shrapnel (CAUTION: When witnessing Boneitis, please seek shelter as shrapnel may harm you)
-The mandible splits in the center swinging out similarly to the ribcage, then the arms of the mandible likewise explode with particular ferocity.
-The skull implodes.
The only bone which remains intact is the pelvis, although in perfect condition (if those afflicted are in nominal health), bursts into flame.

Boneitis can be transmitted in the air, through water, blood, semen, vaginal fluid, rectal fluid, phlegm, hair follicles, skin, fecal matter, and through digestive fluid including salivary fluid.

He caught boneitis, and before my eyes his bones came out of him, and then their splinters chased me as his bones proceeded to explode.

by The Major & Sacha March 16, 2005