The Bonza Constant is a phenomenon that occurs in the online gaming/social interaction world wherein one participant in a conversation will often claim to have muted another participant in a conversation, however, on further inspection, almost always fails to follow through on this claim and can be found out with a series of social engineering tricks.
by Bonza! October 16, 2022
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Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.
I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.
I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.
I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.
I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.
by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008
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when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis
by iamhuskie June 11, 2006
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You run into a close friend who you haven't seen in a while and you both greet each other with the same word, boozakoo.
You feel like you are being outspoken, you blur out Boozakoo!
You feel like you are being outspoken, you blur out Boozakoo!
by JakeTaylor December 28, 2011
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A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.
I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.
by Anonymous December 21, 2003
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