bonify

1. tr.v. (archaic) to make good or better.

2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".

3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.

1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.

2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".

3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonify

To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".

"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."

by Xyzzy May 06, 2005

Bonified

When something is so amazing that it gives you a boner.
Mostly applies to males.

Mark: Man that movie was so bonified.
Tom: It was that good eh?
Mark: Oh yeah I got the biggest boner right there in the theatre.

by sXe vGe March 09, 2010

Bonified

Incurable, incorrigable, hardened

Formed as a contamination of 'bone' and the suffix '-ify', seemingly analogous to 'petrify' or 'ossify', but consisting of a Germanic stem and a suffix of Latin origin.

Dave is a bonified mouse virgin. I’m going to have to give him a sumptuous feast that’ll have him licking his lips.

by JanTH November 10, 2011

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 12, 2009

Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

bonified

Simple past and past participle of bonify (to convert into, or make, good)

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified!

by John Bonified January 30, 2024