bonified 

stuck up, nasty, full of yourself

"Did you hear what she did! Oh my god, what a bonified bitch!"

bonified by underthesun03 April 29, 2006

Bonified 

Incurable, incorrigable, hardened

Formed as a contamination of 'bone' and the suffix '-ify', seemingly analogous to 'petrify' or 'ossify', but consisting of a Germanic stem and a suffix of Latin origin.

Dave is a bonified mouse virgin. I’m going to have to give him a sumptuous feast that’ll have him licking his lips.

Bonified by JanTH November 10, 2011

bonified 

To make good, sincere, authentic, credible, like a bonified business.

Yes, my business is bonified. I'm on bonified.com!

bonified by Bonified Businesses December 6, 2023

bonified 

Authentic or credible.

My business is bonified. I'm listed on Bonified.com

bonified by Bonified Businesses December 11, 2023

bonified 

Simple past and past participle of bonify (to convert into, or make, good)

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified!

bonified by John Bonified January 30, 2024

bonified 

Verified, certified, genuine, and authentic.

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified.

bonified by John Bonified February 5, 2024

Bonified retard 

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

Bonified retard by TSEngineer July 11, 2009