bonce

brainbox, brainy person.

You got an "A", you bonce!

by Chaos Eject July 8, 2012

Bonc

Pronounced "Bonk"

Verb:

1) To run out of energy on a bike

2) Best Electric Bike on the market

1) I can't cycle any more, I've had a bonc
2) If only I was riding a Bonc Bike I wouldn't have bonc-ed.

by purpleSycophant January 22, 2021

bonce

To leave with style. Modern equivalent of riding into the sunset.

Evolution of the word "bounce".

Lets bonce outta here.

We bonced like it was hot.

by Koji Frahm November 3, 2004

bonce

a bonce is to insult somebody about have a small sexual part.

you bonce, you have a small cock

by aaron grundy April 12, 2004

bonce

cool, to enjoy, something you say to replace awesome when one is drunk and/or high

Dude, this spicy chicken sandwich from
Wendy's is fuckin bonce

by matt steiner September 15, 2005

bonce balancing

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

by sangus June 6, 2018

bonce rot

A horrible headache in the morning

I have terrible bonce rot this morning after such a mashed up night.

by Mark Brier January 3, 2008