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Bludgeon 

I have a god damn bludgeon
Bludgeon by Zaksheeran98 May 3, 2024

bludgeon your brown eye blue 

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.
Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

Bludgeon Face 

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.
Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.
Bludgeon Face by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Bloody Bludgeon 

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
Bloody Bludgeon by DirtySan December 7, 2009

face bludgeon

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.
1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.
face bludgeon by Treeshrew November 18, 2004

fuzz bludgeon 

to take a serious beating from a police officer.
Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.
fuzz bludgeon by DC Haha November 5, 2009