bludge

bludge - verb - to annoy, be dishonest, cop out, etc.

That class is bludgin' me.

Guy #1: 'dude I lost the bud'
Guy #2: 'bludgements!'

by doo doo baby April 7, 2005

bludging

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

by Estoban July 8, 2006

Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Bludge

A blunt instrument used to beat someones head in

My bludge really connected with Kevins head

by Colby Potter March 12, 2021

Bludge

Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.

I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?

by Minuit May 10, 2009

Bludge

A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.

"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"

by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010

bludge donation

When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.

Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.

by big bad bill July 5, 2012