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blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.
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blow your load on the commode 

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.
"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

Blow your load and go 

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?

Don't blow your Load! 

An expression used when you pre-maturely ejaculate.
Person 1: Damn im so pissed.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I blew my load last night.

Person 2: You idiot, Don't blow your Load!