bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008

blotter

A small, square piece of absorbant paper usually containing one hit of LSD. Usually chewed and swallowed.

Let's buy a sheet of blotter.

by Carmel February 21, 2005

Bloated Moons

Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip

Fred: omg!
Steve: what?
Fred: bloated moons
Steve: where?
Fred and Steve: daaaaammn!

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

blitted

stoned out of your mind

this L got me fucking blittedddddd

by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006

blotter

Acid, lsd on a small square piece of paper.

Let's each take two of the blotters.

by etard April 1, 2003

blattedelay

When your immigrant friend never seems to come on schedule and is late with a couple of minutes for every appointment.

- Damn, Salem never seems to come on time!
- Yeah, I know. He's got a blattedelay for at least five minutes.

by hattsenanuu March 23, 2011

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011