Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

by VetR April 2, 2008

bloft

A term invented by a landlord in a feeble attempt to market their basement apartment at a higher rate than its actual value. Usually the first red flag that you are about to be swindled.

"Luxurious one bedroom downtown bloft (lofty basement apartment)."

by bloftisnotarealword August 3, 2013

Bloft

Verb - To fabricate the illusion that what you are selling is much better than it really is.

Dude, did you see the way he was blofting that shitty basement apartment to seem like a fashionable loft?

by PrimevilKneivel August 3, 2013

Blortz

A lousy ending.
Huge drag.
Major bummer.
Bad idea.

Falling and breaking your leg is a Blortz.
What a Blortz about your car breaking down.
Having to be at work starting at 3 am is a huge Blortz

by James I. Stevenson September 19, 2008

Blort

A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

by coyote420 May 31, 2010

Blorfast

Slang term for a sexual 'get-together' of 'fluffy' individuals. Basically a fat people orgy, it is monstrous and sweaty and looks like boiling meatloaf. However if you are a skinny or fit person, I suggest finding yourself in the middle of a Blorfast at one point or another

Frat boy 1-"Dude, I coulda swore I just saw two manatees porking outside!"

Frat boy 2:"Nah it was Beta house, they're hosting another Blorfast."

Frat boy 1:"...I need to get in on that bro."

by Mike Litoris aka Willy Stroker October 12, 2010

blowft

An anal explosion of diarhea resulting in the saturation of the sides of the inside odf the toilet, and occasionally the bottom of the seat.

Russ: WOW! That was the worst Blowft ever.
Kent: Ewwww gross
Russ: Yup The Toilet is gonna need to be scrubbed.

by BrendanJV July 22, 2008