vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

blooded fart hole

A blooded fart hole is a irritated sphincter that has been pounded by too much cock. Or an alcoholic after a big night on the rum may find there arse hole bleeding from excess alcohol

consumption.

Elton has a blooded fart hole from getting his doughnut punched. Fuck i had a big night on the piss last night i have a blooded fart hole.

by Frank.479 November 22, 2011

pussy blood fart

The after effects caused by air of a woman having sex on her period.

I fucked Erika hard while she was on her period, and when I pulled out she exploded a pussy blood fart on my stomach!

by Dman666 September 11, 2008

Vagina Blood Fart

A vagina blood fart is a gastric explosion of blood through a pussy

when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her twat hence a blood fart

by richie terrazas December 29, 2003

Vagina Blood Fart

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.

Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!

by Crotch-Ketchup June 18, 2003

vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.

Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.

by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006

vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.

god dammit john your such a vaginal blood fart

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014