National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 21, 2020

National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.

cool Kiss Blondie its national Kiss a blonde day

by wowowow January 12, 2024

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 14, 2023

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023