blinkers are on

WHEN UR NIPPLES ARE HARD

Damnn sarah, your blinkers are on. hey

by ligma0021 September 3, 2021

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

autumn blankenship

a girl who eats her syrup in a cup

wow is she eating syrup from her cup ?
yes that must be autumn blankenship

by autumn blankenship June 14, 2019

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013

betty boop blinkers

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.

Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!

by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018

Josh Blankenship

The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.

That dude is awesome, he must be Josh Blankenship.

by Biscuits999 December 4, 2011

Blickensdorf

I fun last name to say. Also can be made fun of by saying Lick a Dwarf.

Boy- Blickensdorf is a funny thing to say 3 times fast!
Girl- Blickensdorf Blickensdorf Blickensdorf!
Boy- GO LICK A DWARF! *Hides Face*

by HyperSquirel March 28, 2009