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Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
by for real2 August 16, 2011
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The Blindsider

A sex move that uses the element of surprise, precise positioning and distraction.

While engaging in vaginal intercourse in some variation of a rear entry position (most commonly, doggy-style), the male participant maintains composure until the brink of ejaculation. At which point, he will excitedly taps the consenting female participant on the LEFT shoulder. While she turns her head inquisitively, her mate positions himself to her immediate RIGHT, adjacent to her shoulder. As she swings her head back to the right, the male releases his ejaculate in her face. Thus rendering her dazed, confused, and in certain rare cases, incapacitated.

The BLINDSIDER
Examples of possible female reactions to the Blindsider:

Disgust, disbelief, horror, surprise, and in some rare instances, complete acceptance and a request repeat performances.
by skeletor_hunter March 4, 2009
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blindside

blindside is the best band ever.
by Dave Esposito December 28, 2005
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blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.
"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."
by scum_daddy November 17, 2014
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Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.
Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.
by Blindside413 March 2, 2020
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Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.
So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.
by builtforspeed October 14, 2020
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Blandslide

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.
We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.
by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012
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