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Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing
There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021
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Blended O

The stimulation of the Clit and the G-spot at the same time to make one amazing orgasm.
I gave Rayneesha a Blended O last night and she wont stop begging for more!
by ratpimp April 16, 2008
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Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.
Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""
by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021
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blended ewok

A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.

Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.

Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.
*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!
by beeurd July 30, 2008
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Blended Fantasy

A genre of books which blends the world we know with a more magical and mystical one. Enjoyed by a wide audience, both children and adults. Quite separate from traditional fantasy which can be alientating and alarming to read, due to the readers's inability to connect their own life experiences and knowledge to the entirely fabricated world being depicted. Perfect examples of Blended Fantasy are the Harry Potter series (by the wonderful J. K. Rowling) and His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman).
John: Do you like Fantasy books?
Bob: No, but I like Blended Fantasy.

John: Never heard of it Bob!
Bob: You must be kidding me! Blended Fantasy is where the author has included elements of fantasy in a world that the reader can recognise and, ultimately, suspend their belief that it is fantasy at all, becoming lost in the hope that a more exciting world does in fact exist within our own, hidden and waiting to be discovered.
John: Sheesh.
by Wordsmith_CJ January 5, 2015
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Blended crumpet

He was very blended crumpet
by Blended September 1, 2020
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blended solid

when a solid is blended so isn’t technically a liquid
Cal: Hey is that a liquid
Harry: No it’s a blended solid
Cal: Oh cool #blendedsolid
by queenlizpartone January 19, 2021
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