flastamistic

To be overly excited about something

Jen you being too flastamistic

by Chadwick Chonny February 14, 2022

bastamism

Consequences for time travel.

If you do this there may be forms of bastamism.

by Minions _678 July 7, 2022

blastastrophy

The state of Jameson's room.

Jameson! Your room is a blastastrophy. Clean it now!

by worldsfunniestdad February 4, 2023

blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023