blarf

when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.

Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.

by Johnny spots February 01, 2005

blarf

Combination of blowing chunks and barfing.

Good lord in heaven, that diner was so bad, I had to blarf!

by Sidd Black October 23, 2002

blarf

an outer space delinquent that prefers sotime to oral and vagina sex

That blarf screwed me in the ass

by queefy rugrat January 26, 2010

BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

Blarf

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF

wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf

by Emishell January 02, 2010

Blarffing

Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa

"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."

by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018

Blarf

The act of throwing up, puking or perhaps getting sick.

"Oh my god, I haven't felt good all night. Be right back! I think i'm about to blarf!"

"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."

by erin[x]core; November 19, 2007