dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

bitchfield

Bitchfield is a small village in Lincolnshire, England, consisting of two groups of buildings connected by Dark Lane, known as Bitchfield and Lower Bitchfield, collectively called Bitchfield. It lies on the B1176, running east and parallel to the A1 road, and south east of Grantham.

Bitchfield a Real place

by Levlife October 6, 2008

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.

Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!

by Sir Farr August 28, 2010

Bubblegum Bitch-fit

When somebody annoys you so much that you resort to sticking gum in their hair.

boy: would you look at that ass, dayum
girl: say what???
boy: don't worry babe, I'm just looking
girl: don't make me throw another bubblegum bitch-fit cause you won't have any hair left when I finish with you!

by Actionables May 9, 2014

Bitchfield

A real place in England probably where my ex-girl was born.

I went to Bitchfield last year and it smelt like shit pussy

by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 21, 2021

Bitchtitty

an expletive that describes someone who can dish it out but cries when it is dished back.

Andy dogged us for half the day but when we dogged back he cried like the Bitchtitty he is.

by Delma Dulanney December 21, 2004