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bitchcuz

A secret term for someone you want to have anal sex with
You a bitchcuz
by Akrjebrnejr July 13, 2016
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Bitchcunt

Similar to pussycunt it is mostly referred to males. A bitchcunt is someone that talks themselves up, but are usually the first to run from a fight, the jacks or any other threatening situation.
Dude 1: Where's Con?
Dude 2: He bailed as soon as the shit hit the fan.
Dude 1: What a bitchcunt...
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 14, 2008
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bitchquake

Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
by kaiwhtkask8365 March 23, 2008
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Bitchclamation Mark

Refers to the practice of punctuating a sentence with the word "bitch". Often used in badass action hero one-liners.

Use a bitchclamation mark to add oomph to any statement or to emphasize that you have just pwned your enemy.
Examples of the Bitchclamation Mark in use:

This is for emphasis, bitch! - TV Tropes
You're not the only one with a gun, bitch. - Avatar
Science. It works, bitches. - XKCD
by GryphElyse June 10, 2011
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Bitchionary

A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
by LayeredSin January 30, 2010
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BitchCon

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.
"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."
by Margaret C. January 7, 2009
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Bitchcrack

That bitch was bitchcracked for her behaviour to the other bitch.
by YEAHZILLE June 9, 2009
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