Bitch I’m giving a chance

A nigga named Andrea who broke up wit me cause her fat ass friends made her

Hi bitch I’m giving a chance

Hi person I broke up with how are you
Good even tho I’m giving you another chance

by Zeyrox September 23, 2023

Bitch, I'm Adorable!

A wicked response to those who accuse you of being cute.

Perfect Cell: Oh. you think you're being cute? Vegeta: Bitch, I'm Adorable!

by lazyassbum March 2, 2020

I'm rich, bitch!

Phrase used to assert one's authority and superiority.

I'm Dave Chappelle. You don't know who I am? I'm rich, bitch!

by Turb Unit March 1, 2004

Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.

Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!

by grey July 24, 2004

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!

*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!

by The Real Jink July 30, 2008

I'm Rick James bitch

A quote from Dave Chappelle imitating the rockstar, Rick James, in a hilarious skit during his show. Because of that, the quote has become a really big internet thing on somethingawful.com and several other sites such as www.imrickjamesbitch.com

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
"What?"
"SLAP!!!! I'm Rick James, bitch!"

by http://finaldraft.keenspace.com March 23, 2004

I'm Rick James, bitch!

A phrase reflecting your own supposed coolness and your belief in your right to hit people, particularly people you believe have dissed you.

Charlie: What's your fuckin' problem, man?
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!

by WelcomeToNowhere April 6, 2010