Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 5, 2020

Ringo starr's birthday wish

ringo starr for his 2008 birthday wished for 2 simple things peace and love. To expand on this wish he asked that everyone in the world at noon on July 7th 2008 stop what they are doing hold up a peace sign with thier fingers and say the phrase peace and love

Steve:hey are you participating in Ringo starr's birthday wish?
Justin:of course man he asked for so little why wouldnt I?
Steve:Good point!

by Steve Bunting July 7, 2008

monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

Kalluto’s Birthday

Kalluto is clearly an Aries and he has every trait of this zodiac sign, as well as March 21st being said “the day the most precious person in your life is born”, we all know for a fact that Kalluto is a blessing, this date makes complete sense with the Hunter X Hunter timeline so March 21st is clearly his birthday.

“March 21st is Kalluto’s birthday!”

by _gutshot_artist_07_ March 19, 2021

BFDI’s Birthday

BFDI’s birthday is on January 1st, so BFDI fans better put it on their calendars!

“Hey! Have you heard? It’s BFDI’s birthday today!”

by A BFDI Fan February 19, 2022

Monkey's Birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out; it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Forty-n-Eight December 13, 2007

Varg's Birthday

Taking a shit (in private or public) whilst listening to Black Metal.

I met this girl on Tinder and she asked me to come over and help her celebrate Varg's Birthday.

by Drainbamage69 June 15, 2018