A hypocritical bitch that only cares about herself and doesn't listen to others, she will want an open relationship without knowing what an open relationship is, she hates all females even tho she is one. she thinks she's hot shit when she can't even blend her crusty ass forehead and has to cover it by graining her photo. she gets jealous easily but will judge u if u get jealous and if u arent a simp then she will not like u. all your friends will hate her because she is infact a bitch and u are blind and crazy if u still date her

caydyn: I'm in an open relationship

birdshit: no im in a open relationship don't make me jealous u dumbfuck

birdshit by wipeOffThatBirdShit August 18, 2020

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Birdshit

Bad luck

Oh that’s birdshit!

Birdshit by LanguageAcrossSpaceAndTime July 19, 2022

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Birdshit Mode

Adjective; typically referring to a character in video gameplay (but can extend to real life circumstances) when 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is literally so impossibly low that “a bird shitting on you” would kill you, hence the term “birdshit mode”. This term is typically used to convey your status to your teammate(s) during Co-op gameplay

Originating in Port Jefferson NY in 1998 during gameplay on the PlayStation video game console while playing the game “Twisted Metal 2”.

While engaging in gameplay and your character 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is so impossibly low

“I’m in birdshit mode”

Birdshit Mode by *Ranger* June 2, 2020

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Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

Birdshit Beemer by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

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