birdseye

To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.

"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"

"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"

by Sifromcott January 29, 2008

Captain Birdseye'd

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

by Ekomatter November 10, 2007

Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

by MeAd November 3, 2003

birdsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to birds.

“Hey why is he making out with that bird?”
“He’s a birdsexual calm down man he just likes birds.”

by Reinwastaken November 11, 2020

birdseye lowdown

the essential facts, the straight dope.

Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion.

"What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details.

Here's the birdseye lowdown on the Vig ...

by mandingoe September 22, 2004

Bardsexual

Bardsexual is for people who love the Bard and of course, do the Bard. For Barding a Bard may actually be harmful to a fellow Bard, but that just makes being a Bard more Bardful.

“I love Bard.”
“Then you must be Bardsexual.”

by Anonymous Mate.247 February 10, 2022

Captain Birdseye

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013