a small Christian university founded in 1908.
it's student population consists of various cliques:
- the SOS leaders-
They'll yell in your face for the first week of school and never say hi after that. They can be spotted wearing their "SOS jackets" (the equivalent of letterman's jackets). Word on the street is SOS is a cult - blood in blood out.
- the RA's -
While RA's at normal universities spend their time making sure there isn't too much sex or alcohol on the floor, RA's at Biola spend their time talking to you about your feelings.
- the SMU kids -
The servants of Biola. They grew up in a upper middle class white family, yet they have a connection with the third world country struggles. They are the most clever of the Biola students for somehow getting all expense paid vacations.
- Bropoc -
These kids used to be the flyest kids on the block. They had all the looks, dance moves, and recognition. That is until someone stole it..
- Chickenpoc -
The new "it" group, or so they want you to think. Most of them are art majors, hence their "too trendy for you" stench. Once practices for Mock Rock start you'll know.. just check your Instragram. Also, don't say hi to them if you see them around campus, they will NOT say hi.
- the Koreans -
The only other race aside from white people. They flock together, like the true eagles they are. Not much is known about them unless you yourself are Korean.
Overall, Biola University is a good school with a Pharisee here and there.
it's student population consists of various cliques:
- the SOS leaders-
They'll yell in your face for the first week of school and never say hi after that. They can be spotted wearing their "SOS jackets" (the equivalent of letterman's jackets). Word on the street is SOS is a cult - blood in blood out.
- the RA's -
While RA's at normal universities spend their time making sure there isn't too much sex or alcohol on the floor, RA's at Biola spend their time talking to you about your feelings.
- the SMU kids -
The servants of Biola. They grew up in a upper middle class white family, yet they have a connection with the third world country struggles. They are the most clever of the Biola students for somehow getting all expense paid vacations.
- Bropoc -
These kids used to be the flyest kids on the block. They had all the looks, dance moves, and recognition. That is until someone stole it..
- Chickenpoc -
The new "it" group, or so they want you to think. Most of them are art majors, hence their "too trendy for you" stench. Once practices for Mock Rock start you'll know.. just check your Instragram. Also, don't say hi to them if you see them around campus, they will NOT say hi.
- the Koreans -
The only other race aside from white people. They flock together, like the true eagles they are. Not much is known about them unless you yourself are Korean.
Overall, Biola University is a good school with a Pharisee here and there.
by little_eaglette_1908 December 19, 2013
Biola Betty (noun): A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s also me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
Biola Betty (noun):
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
“Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
A place where all of your friends start getting engaged the winter of your junior year... ALL OF THEM
by itsnotjosh February 13, 2023
Biola Brad (noun):
A male student attending Biola University or any Christian school where ring-by-spring culture thrives and chapel credits are mandatory. Recognizable by his broccoli-shaped haircut or tragic mullet and baggy thrift-store fit that somehow makes him look both feminine and deeply punchable.
Despite being surrounded by beautiful Christian women, he cannot hold a real conversation with one—thanks to a crippling porn addiction and the social skills of a wet paper towel. He values women only for their looks, not their personality.
Though scrawny, he hits the gym once or twice a week with his equally scrawny bros, hogs the bench press, and flexes aggressively in the mirror, convinced he’s making massive gains—despite looking exactly the same. He compensates by talking way too loud, over-explaining lifts, and pretending to coach his friends, thinking it asserts dominance. When a Biola Betty walks in, he grunts louder, loads up too much weight, and drops it dramatically, hoping she’ll notice—she doesn’t.
Still clutching his V-card (not by choice), he fumbles every romantic opportunity so badly he ends up as the “gay best friend”—despite very much not being gay.
A male student attending Biola University or any Christian school where ring-by-spring culture thrives and chapel credits are mandatory. Recognizable by his broccoli-shaped haircut or tragic mullet and baggy thrift-store fit that somehow makes him look both feminine and deeply punchable.
Despite being surrounded by beautiful Christian women, he cannot hold a real conversation with one—thanks to a crippling porn addiction and the social skills of a wet paper towel. He values women only for their looks, not their personality.
Though scrawny, he hits the gym once or twice a week with his equally scrawny bros, hogs the bench press, and flexes aggressively in the mirror, convinced he’s making massive gains—despite looking exactly the same. He compensates by talking way too loud, over-explaining lifts, and pretending to coach his friends, thinking it asserts dominance. When a Biola Betty walks in, he grunts louder, loads up too much weight, and drops it dramatically, hoping she’ll notice—she doesn’t.
Still clutching his V-card (not by choice), he fumbles every romantic opportunity so badly he ends up as the “gay best friend”—despite very much not being gay.
Biola Brad strikes again—he just fumbled a perfectly good conversation with a Biola Betty by talking about his fantasy football league.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025