Game Informer

A magazine peddled by Gamestop to everyone that can't say no to their 10% off used game card offer. Most of the news tends to be outdated if you have an internet connection and the reviews tend to say "this game is awesome/sucks" by using as many words as possible. Useful for the pictures, sometimes interesting interviews, and the occasional exclusive. Has crushed the competition because of its unfair leverage as part of the Gamestop Empire.

Friend 1: Dude, did you see what they said in Game Informer about the new Halo?!
Friend 2: I already about read that a month ago on the internet.
Friend 1: Oh...

Friend 1: I have a Gamestop discount card! I also get a subscription to Game Informer.
Friend 2: Isn't that unfair to everyone else with a magazine that doesn't have a store tie-in?
Friend 1: I don't care, I just wanted that guy at the counter to shut up.

by lovely chaos January 18, 2009

informer buddy

an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.

I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.

by Smokey McBongrip January 19, 2008

Informer

Someone who feeds back all the gossip/information back to the person your taking about

You know that Ryan lad from Rosso he’s an informer told bethan I called her a fat dog

by Informer 101 December 8, 2019

Informer

Anyone who snitches on another person for illegal actions, especially for small offenses.

If it weren't for that stupid fucking informer, the party wouldn't have gotten busted by the cops.

by The Smokin' Goat February 19, 2017

Game Informer

A horrible horrible terrible good for nothing 'videogame magazine' that no one should read. All there information is either 1.wrong or 2.directed towards a 4 year old

I think Game Informer should be cast to the deepest depths of hell.

by R Mack May 12, 2006

informer

a great fucking song

my mom loves informer

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

Game Informer

A videogame magazine known for its condescending rude attitude towards its readers and insulting anything that isn't Halo or Assassin's Creed related. Their biased reviews often tend to lean towards what they believe gamers should buy instead of what they should choose without forced opinion. Their claim on being "number one" as a videogame magazine is the result of being pushed to GameStop customers when subscribing to their shitty membership. No way to escape said subscription either. Magazine goes directly to garbage bin after receiving it in the mail.

Man, just tossed another awful Game Informer magazine to the trash after reading it halfway through. Such a waste of paper.

by RaphTheAvenger June 6, 2017